Thursday, May 21, 2020

The Circus is Coming to Town



THE CIRCUS, a brand new novel by J.D. Strange, comes to town today.



                                                      THE CIRCUS by J.D STRANGE


FROM the inside....

GUESS IT took Joey the Clown, and the dead child, to finally drag me away from The Circus.
It wasn’t easy.
Tearing yourself from the carnival is the most difficult thing you will ever do, Ladies and Gentlemen - The Circus is cunning, baffling, and powerful…
… The Greatest Show on Earth…

Joey the Clown was like a brother, but he had buried a dead child in a ditch behind the Strongman’s caravan, and, as you all know, the worst thing about having brothers is that you never know what they’re up to.
And yes, clowns and brothers are generally repulsive creatures, and Joey was no exception. He’d apply Mehron makeup while taking long purposeful drags on a mentholated cigarette, telling us, with uncanny wit and detail, what a cruel and unhappy place the world had become.
Behold the blood-red smear smile of the clown, the black and white striped shirt, those thick, bushy, arched, evil eyebrows, the white makeup, behold the evil inside. Behind that evil smile was a man who had killed a kid, dug a ditch, and dipped him in there. Then he’d shoveled enough earth on top to help us all forget what he’d done. There was bound be trouble from that day onwards, Ladies and Gentlemen, each and every time The Circus came to town. 

***

‘So, what’s it all about then, eh?’
None of us knew what it was about.
At least I didn’t.
What was it all about?
Was it about the way he’d grasped the rose-colored skin of the child’s neck and twisted until it snapped?
Or the speed with which he’d dug the ditch behind the Strongman’s caravan?
The way he’d dumped the body and lit a cigarette with the casual displacement of a meat trader?
The pack of cards he’d used to lure the boy in?
Or was it all about the screech of the owl that flew above The Circus that night?

Life is cheap under the Big Top, but Joey never seemed the type of clown you’d see luring puppies into the heart of the forest. As a child he was neither evil, sociopathic, nor superficially charming. Not at first, at least. Joey’s toxicity was slow and deadly, building up like mercury or lead. His evil, once settled, radiated from within - long periods of exposure resulted in total obsession - a subtle manipulation of thought. Once trapped inside the web you’re reliant on that toxic theatre - you needed it.

Native American Booger Dancers wore masks chasing Indian girls deep into the smoky night before ritually savaging them. When not cracking jokes at funerals (what kind of douche cracks jokes at a funeral?) the Archimimus of Ancient Rome performed grotesque impressions of the dying at the foot of the gallows. The French arrogantly boasted both the Clown Blanc, the Anarchist, the Fool, and the awful white-faced Auguste. Then there’s the less obscene Charlie Chaplin, the pathetic hobo tramp of modern western cinema.
Clowns were everywhere, on television, in magazines, hiding under the bed. Cumbersome floppy feet creeping about in the woods, huge blood-red smiles hiding cruel intentions. Victims of coulrophobia claimed the supposedly emotionless clown mask spooked them. This is nonsense. Clowns do feel emotion; they feel a prolonged stasis of malevolent HATE.                 
Captain Popov, the human cannonball, taught me much of what I know about clowns and had warned me about Joey – ‘there’s something not quite right ‘bout him,’ he said. But once you’ve been charmed by the wonderfully cynical despair of a pantomime artist, it’s difficult to get back on track.
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Friday, December 6, 2019

Life Lessons

Photo by Charlie Paradis
Charmingly British Peel The Limelight’s latest Life Lessons is a moving musical set mostly in the UK and Bangkok. Driven along by an original soundtrack written chiefly by local actor/musician Claire Stanley with Limelight peeling big cheese Peter O’Neil co-writing and directing this production is well worth checking out. Seasoned actor James Laver stars alongside Claire, Neil Anthony Rusia (once again BRILLIANTLY in drag), Thiptawan Uchai, and Kelly Jones as the voice of mum Mags.    

Photo by Charlie Paradis
Relationships, family bereavement, fishing trips, and Sunday Roast recipes are the order of the day here. It is nostalgic, humorous, and engaging, we wept, we laughed, we sang, and we interacted. This all refreshing to see as the production collaborative move on to produce original narrative material with heart and soul. We were charmed by Life Lessons from beginning to end. The delivery and intention of all performances were totally engaging. If I had to nitpick, and sometimes I do, maybe the narrative should complete the circle at the wedding rather than the more dramatic conclusion the creators chose, but that is just one way to skin the cat, and if you don’t like cats you’re in good company. I hate cats, as do two of the cast, and we kinda feel they shouldn't. If you are in Bangkok this weekend you definitely won’t see a better show in any cinema, boxing ring, go-go bar, rock concert, cock-fighting ring, or transgender cabaret theater. Life Lessons is a success and a triumph – go see it while you can this weekend. These guys have raised the bar once again.    

Sunday, November 24, 2019

The Cave

While Word Cup football fever took hold of the entire nation in the summer of 2018, youth football team The Wild Boars became trapped, along with their coach, in the Tham Luang Cave Chang Rai province. News of the boy’s plight attracted worldwide media attention as cave diving experts flew in to Thailand to plan the rescue of the teenagers and their mentor from deep inside the flooded network.
The story had it all. The drama of a ticking clock - the next rain downfall expected to destroy the rescue operation, bureaucratic red-tape hindering potential rescuers armed with industrial pumps, the kindness of local people pitching together for a common good. A media circus brooding like a wake of vultures as the events tragically unfolded.
Human tragedy often invokes the kind of innate human goodwill that the mainstream media will have us believe doesn’t exist. Yet, in this case the media had it all handed to them in a silver-plated betel-nut spittoon. Adventure, quest, resolution.
And yes, a Happy Ending. The Cave has a hands on Thai-style Happy Ending. Against all odds the boys and their coach are safely evacuated from cavernous depths (while sedated with ketamine) by the team of international experts and diving crew. After two weeks of meditation, acute hunger and outstanding boredom a blinding ray of light and hope flickers strapped to a diver’s hardhat. The boys are rescued one by one in one of the most complex rescue events in modern history.
Predictably the rush to dramatize the rescue event was almost as feverish as the rescue event itself. Tom Waller’s The Cave film was released in Thai theaters this week. The film, based on a script written chiefly by Don Linder, boasts a huge ensemble cast documenting the cave rescue operation with enough authenticity to put this film in a category of docu-drama or event reconstruction (a genre I just invented) rather than straight out narrative film. This is completely fine if one is hoping to learn how the rescue operation was, against all odds, accomplished. 




Followers of the rule of thumb that art should surprise us, confound expectations, challenge belief structures, will no doubt concede that The Cave had no such lofty aspirations to exploit the factual events in exchange for entertainment. The Cave tells a story from beginning to end in the most honest and straight-forward film-making fashion possible. It is linear, logical, and edited tightly to fit our ever-decreasing attention spans. Employing local talent The Cave keeps Thailand films relevant and showcases a range of talents deployed and ready for action for future productions. 

The Cave is the first feature length adaptation of the rescue event and possibly the final word. There is no central protagonist in this fly-on-the-wall docu-drama affair although Belgian diver Jim Warney comes close to that role. Cinematography by Wade Muller is slick and a film score by Oliver Lliboutry builds tension. A handful of extras are a little shaky on delivering  but overall the film is grand and  accomplished. The narrative is informative, and sometimes heart-warming. Essentially this first to market film of  the cave rescue is a  reconstruction of a wonderful story of human kindness and worth checking out if the escape grabbed your attention. 

The film is out in Thai cinemas now.  
Listen to the audio review of The Cave on This Strange Life podcast HERE.